HorseOneship 101

We have a little filly,
Lonestar is her name.
She is a friendly horse,
albeit, small in frame.

We took her to the Master
for HorseOneship with Kent.
An incident in the third week,
involved a grey, four-legged gent.

A vet was consulted,
to see just what to do,
about the growth upon her belly,
that looked just like a boob!

Off she went to greener pastures,
by the Bow, to get fat.
Kent, I am sure,
was glad to be rid of the little brat!

Back again for another month,
and looking like quite the honey,
Kent suggests a bosal and some other stuff,
but oh my God, the money!

The Master he did call me,
to postpone the consult date.
" That nasty little mare's
gone and kicked down my gate!"

A few days later, we reconvened.
much to Kent's frustration.
My heels and hands are not quite right,
not to mention my coordination!

At first Kent bullied me a lot.
" Work her hard and say haalow!
For if you keep on nagging her,
she is just gonna blow!

The training is now over,
for Lonestar at least.
I, on the other hand,
will require many more weeks!